Life’s loops, misc text, free LUT & dinner guest

 

A = LOOPS

We cannot escape, it’s pointless to even try, but we can try and navigate life’s loops as an old drunk, happy and fearless pirate with a long beard and good heart; that’s my aim at least. And we should not deceive ourselves by thinking it would be painless and that we would not loose our cool and scream like a little girl whose hair is being pulled by a 300 Kg enraged Gorilla. So lets fucking scream our luns out aaaaaaahahhhhhhhhahaahahhhhhhAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

To me, focusing on the pressent this means that just one year later I had to help the tecnicians re-install more than 100 meters of optic fiber within a super complicated and old underground system. A PITA, yes, but not a dejavu, it is not the same as last time, sure it is a loop, yet we can always learn something or improove or just laugh at the stupid effort of deffeting optic fiber’s own mortality.
It means that after 2 years I lost my camera again and that now I have to begin the research, the evaluating options, the counting cents… the trying to figure out how to balance best my job’s priorities and my own interests and needs. It means sacrifices… of virgins, the gods are thirsty for fresh blooood

It means that while regarding certain aspects I’m a smart and capable individual, I’m still a baby, still shitting in my pants when it comes to dealing with relationships’ emotions, when it relates to making certain commitments.

So while the storm goes on… I’m going at least try to enjoy shitting in my pants 💩💩💩👖👖💩💩💩💩 💑👫💑 💩💩💩🙏💩💩🙏💩💩🙊🙊🙊💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🍄🍄💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

 
 

B = FREE LUT 

Okay, now refreshed by digital rain we should tackle the free LUT thing.
 
IMG 3370 uvnVyWP RPP web

My edit; first 32b output from RPP ( Raw Photo Processor)

Originally this is a gorgeous photograph by Carvac, check here the original version. The image is licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ . A big thank you to Carvac for allowing the acces to the raw file and the sharing. If you’re a linux user, make sure to check his brilliant Filmulator FOSS

From PlayRaw friendly contest we have over at pixls.us 

So pressed a 32b slippery squid with Raw Photo Processor and then mixed it with a couple homebrew LUTios. {…} the name is simple jorgito-musg3-sepiante is a son of Mark-41-musg3 and mario-sepiante-v2, a modern and fucking dysfunctional 3 dudes family =)

IMG 3370 RPP LUT 1200

With jorgito LUT

 
 
Case anyone interested in downloading and freely using the LUT, here it is

Jorgito LUT DL

 
 
Jorgito chart web
 
 
 
 

C = POOPOOZA TEXT

 

Estoy apuntito de que me de vergüenza

OˆO

Tu mano caliente en mi espalda
sabe siempre tan rico
mil sonrisillas se arrastran
através de la piél…

Y yo digo
padre
y yo digo
hermano
y digo
hijo
sol
sol

Yo te digo SOL

Estoy aquí
y estoy solo, pero no estoy solo
y eso me arranca una sonrisa inmenmsa
ja ja ja y los peces – sí porque estamos bajo el agua –
los peces me miran como que no como
y ponen ojos de kibushis que es
el amago de ironia rancia en un pez
y yo me rio aún más
y se me escapa el aire en un remolino de burbujas
y por eso hoy puedo decir
que casi me ahogo de felicidad
ja ja aj a

Es una amante salvaje
la Mar .,. ,..,, ./ ,., .\\.. ,
eso me gusta
a veces me asusta
pero es perpetuo el
deseo de querer estar juntas .,…/// .,..\\/ ,.,.
de ir dejándome llevar
despacito
hasta donde quiera ella,
de que me envuelva
en su sal
y olor a algas
de que me enrrede
en su melena
que no acaba ni empieza
ni sabe del tiempo
ni de cosa otra
que

AMAR

 
 
Originally completed in spanish, here a ( different) poor english version

On my back
your warm hand
feels so very good,
a thousand smiles linger
in the skin

and I call
father
and I call brother
I call son
sun
sun
I call you SUN

I’m here
and I am alone, but I ain’t alone
and that rips me a massive smile
ha ah aha
fish – ’cause we’re underwater –
fish look at me unafraid but
with kibushis’ eyes, which is a
fish’s attempt on rancid irony
and I laugh even harder
and a swirl of bubbles
brake free
And so today I can say
almost drown of happiness
Hahaha

She’s a wild lover
the Sea .,. ,..,, ./ ,., .\\.. ,
I like that
and sometimes scares me
but it is perpetual
the desire to be together .. ,…/// .,..\\/ ,.,.
of letting myself
be taken
slowly
as far as she wants,
wrapped
in her salt
perfumed algae
engulfed
by a hair
that does not start or end
that does not know about time
or anything else
than

LOVE

 
 

D = MY NEW FRIEND

 
This is Sidney, Sidney Poitier and he’s absolutelly crazy about mussels

Sidney P 1 web
 
Despite odd looking, Sydney’s such a great guy, he tells great jokes too…

Sidney P 2 web
 
The thing is that only each 8 years does Sydney say something . Yesterday he came for dinner, we shared a plate.

Sidney P 3 web
 
I’m truly glad of having found someone with whom not to talk and yet feel happy. My punk friend 😈

Sidney P 4 web
 

gashô

 
 
 

E = EXTRA (weight)

 
From A million breakfast series. Egg fried in rising​ oil with chorizo and goat cheese, homemade rye and oatmeal bread with curry-papaya’s paste, tomatoes with flower salt, oregans and virgin olive oil. Banana, oatmilk and something else’s smoothie. All organic but the sausage and the cheese. Now we can scream louder

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Mr P 🐧: Y unnnn paasssiiitttoo más, ayyyyyy mi arrrrmmaaa que dolorrrr pa leegarrr a tu laaaaooo, por qué AYyyy diosito crucificaiiiitooo ma dao uuuu unaa patitas ahhh ahhh tannn cortasss orhnn or ooohhhh aaauuuummm que yoooo ooo no me meresco porque quesoOOOyYYY un gitanooo gueno y bien peinaaaooouuu. 👏 Olé los bien bestio y los picos de oro!!!

Nã´!

Que paza pisha no tiene na mejón que hasén, eh eh eh? Pero pero pero Pepitooommm tu cálmate chicu que te va a dar algo malu … mira tu, culebra albina un copi-peist tanquetén y a juil:

The all new, totally ridiculous super sexy penguin intro for my upcoming video pretentious magnus aka mega piece of shit.
All with (off road) love, of course =) 🐧⚡️🍄 🌺❄️🐠

Vale vale, que guay y ahorita lo firmoteo con el gashô esse que naidde sabe que pa qué y ya está, no Manuel?
 
 
Ziiiiiiiiii… ohú que pezao ze pone er mahks cuando va a pescar 🐟 🎸
 
 

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Once the night is gone

I’ll be the obituary

of my Dream, IF only these

damn dogs, stray thoughts, polluted stream

wouldn’t further crook

the roots from which I breathe.

 

Mediocre but that’ll bro

do

 

A spider’s single thread

has set its mind

in containing the whole of the light

of the hole in my eye,

that’s weird

shit!!

 

 

………….………….…………….……. floating protons ……….

 

e      v      e      r      y      w      h      e      r      e     

 

 

a silk energy hair

going loose about the space

YES YES, it’s all about the space!!!

we are but space… and maybe dreamt

whatnots kneaded from liquid troubles.

 

There! another thread,

another life — word “life” inside a nicely drawn circle —

across my mind ===>>>> in sequential decay THUS beauty

 

This b e a u t y

 

……..

 

wow, gone

into more confy

vessel aflame

more dying

changed again

more skin

=)

 

……

 

In an all continuous plane

Jefe Death has disappeared

behind, inside, around

just beauty itself

and most amazing unfinished commands

carried on by Cut-cut

and some un-identifiable white flare wizzzzz

Come again (?)

 
gashô
 
 
 

and happy birthday

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more broken goods // free LR stuff

 

 

My beloved GH2 had a heart attack… all seems to point out that has died 😢😢😱😢😰😢😵😖💀🤖🌿💀💀🌿 yet another burial. All happened at the same time, in the same space, the discovery of the camera’s cold body ( yes, drama… DRAMUUUCH!!!!… so we can cry and fucking scream and put all out… burn it all out, process the pain, feel the grief!!! so that then we can start everything again and repeat the same mistakes but with a more dignified know-how, je je)… So I was saying, all happened at the same time, this little swift above – who is also damaged – and ( as I wanted to take a photo of him) the discovery of the camera’s inert body. It is so many times that we’ve briefly followed these speed demons flying in the air… that when we see one… down here, shrunken, his head down, the wings all folded up with no shine on the feathers and tired sad eyes… it’s like all the power has been taken out of him, like the opposite of empowering. Today I feel a bit like this too. Anyway…

 

🐞

 

# Superb pack of 34 free pressets for Lightroom – DL Link

I’ve downloaded one by one from here – https://freelightroompresets.co/free-lightroom-presets/ Just zipped them to save you the trouble =) The nyonebove image has a tweaked version of the Thousand-Oaks’ template

 

# If you’re a Windows‘ user, you might want to have a look at Flavio Tischhauser’s JPEGOptimizer, a super useful and free plugin/module

 

After trying most known compression optimizers (probably Guetzli running butteraugli algo – what a great name, je je –  is the best but it’s also tragically and unusably slow), this plugin for LR is very similar to my own set up through ( FOSS) imagemagick ( convert) and exiftool’s script invocation, within automated watch folders. Scripts can alternativelly be called through terminal’s command line or be embedded within automator as an app, service, folder action, etc. You can also add fancy feedback notifications with terminal-notifier; e.g.

$ echo 'Image conversion's done! | terminal-notifier -sound default

 

Case you’re interested, the unformatted scripts:

resize to 1200 pixels

for f in "$@"do convert "$f" -resize 1200 "${f%.*}_1200.jpg" ; echo "$f"done

optimize and strip all metadata ( web)

for f in "$@"do cjpeg -quality 84 -dct float -dc-scan-opt 2 "$f" > "${f%.*}_web.jpg" ; exiftool -all= "$f" ; echo "$f"done

As example, the image above was 932 KB and after the slimming just 136 KB with copyright metadata included; that’s ~14% of the original size 🦄 . Visually only ninja-trained eyes might grasp some ever-so-slighty-tiny-bit-of-a-minuscule-poopooza’s difference.

Case anyone wants life facilitated I recommend installing mozjpeg and imagemagick ( terminal-notifier aussi) via homebrew, the awesome package manager 4 mac

 

# Some other interesting and/or useful ( bold) free LR plugs:

FindDupes2  // presetripper  // thefader // layers-jfriedl // Jeffrey’s Lightroom Configuration Manager // data-plot-jfriedl  // KEYS // LensTagger //excessor // focusmask //  folder-publisher // photoupload ( tree-export)

 

Merci a Cristina 🐦🐤🐧

 

gashô

 

 
 

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Bon Voyage Suzette (99)

 

 

 

gashô                     gashô                    gashô

 
 

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MAX ➋➐ if it’s a portrait, is mine

 

 

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  a                    

s                    

    h                    

             ô                    

 
 

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MDAW IV-2017 & VHSing

 

 
 
 

And now for something completely different
 

Skype connexion w India, Lexi & Laura


💋 💋 ❤️ ❤️ el único fruto del amor, es la pataaataa, es la pataataa 🍟 🍟 💋 ❤️ ❤️
 

 
 

S O M E T H I N G T O L I S T E N O C O R A

 
 

Me writtings when I've past the PONR

 
 
 

Diminuta dinamita de minuto de minotauro en minoria en maresía en isla de herejía en celosa cría algo-flor venenosa último tiento silencioso abriendo pois pois. Eso escrito y enviado a celular, enviado sin saber la lengua, olvidando el diccionario que traduce el sabor de la sal de la isla desierta del mini-minotauro, pobre… tan allá y tan solo, en su isla pezón en el pecho de la purita mar. Y de la flor, de la flor hermosa, demasiado hermosa y en verdad venenosa demasiado también que le hace compañía, que él quisiera acariciar y llevarse de paseo … de paseo no más, de mirar las olas siempre, de oliendo la humedad áspera por el espacio áspero de su piél de minotauro trágico que se pinta los labios con la sangre de no poder compartir sus sueños. Y claro que el mino arranca la mina y todos morimos, todas morimos en las manos de la pasíon, de la pasión enajenada de querernos acompañados, apapachados y rebozados en el perfume del estar dentro, dentro del corazón de la vida, dentro del corazón de la vida, dentro, más adentro, más. Y ya no va el majo del minotaurito a poder ver el ese eme ese que le respondieron, porque arrancó la flor y osea así es que se pinchó en sus mini-cuernitos de querer olerla mucho, de queriendo olerla toda. Y la flor sí ya fué de paseo, un paseo primero y último perfumando la negra crin del minotauro, la negra lengua de la noche de sueño eterno a la que se dirigen y que los digiere, los va digiriendo mientras tu y yo leemos esto. Buen viaje… deseo, de ese o seres

 
 
 

gashô

 
 
 

 

 
 

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